August 2012
I need a fucking smart house .
Cleaning my room is a job even the S.W.A.T team can’t handle .
My clothes are the problem . If I didn’t despise the act of ‘folding’ , my room would be neat all the time .
Can I just be naked everyday , please ? -__-
July 2012
january 2012: this will be my year
july 2012: well shit
me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
katara:
im in a mentally abusive relationship with myself
I never understood why people say , “don’t eat dessert before dinner , you’ll spoil your appetite” because I’m all , ‘uh , I will still eat my dinner no matter what I’ve consumed prior to this meal’ .
But I just had a s’more before lunch and now I’m all … ugh .
Fucking annoying when I’m trying to sleep , and people decide to signal God by turning on all the fucking lights in the house .
Too much garlic chicken .
I feel like I might die .
X/
vondell-swain:
amanda bynes changes her name to da bynes because she is an independent woman who doesn’t need aman
Oh my fucking god , it’s unbelievable how pissed I can get when someone asks me a stupid fucking question .
Me- (mixing cake mix)
Dumbass- are you making a cake ?
NO IT’S ROAST BEEF IN A BOWL , ASSHAT .
vasiliosversace:
nutella-boy:
dustyanus:
thatderpwearingafedora:
tunapuss:
charlizesittheronmyface:
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
CHOCOLATES.
“he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!”
“he DID??!!”
“nooo…but are we gonna wait around until he DOES?”
Maybe it’s the lack of sleep , but the old people are super fucking annoying today .
You know what really grinds my fucking gears ?
People who think that I can’t feel any physical pain just because I’m fat . A slap still stings no matter how much fucking fluff I’m carrying .
Granted I can probably lift two five gallon jugs of water at the same time if they have a handle , but if I were to drop them , it’d probably break my foot just like anyone else .
I’m fat , not indestructible .
Stupid...
AND MATT BOMER DIDN’T GET ENOUGH SCREEN TIME ! What the fuck was that ? -__-
