Desperate for a nap 😭😢
Assembling a chair is a royal pain in the ass .
You know when you really need to take a shit , but you have , like , visitors , and they won’t , like, leave , and you can’t go until they leave because they’ll , like , steal something … Like the dog .
It doesn’t help that my brother and his big ass friend decided to play Call of Duty in my sleeping area— too much body heat ! Not to mention all their hot breath swearing at the TV -__-
Oh my fucking god , I should’ve gone straight home . I mean , I love that my brother invited me out ; I had a blast . But fuck , I decided to wear jeans , and it’s so fucking hot in his apartment , I feel like I might suffer a heat stroke . GAAAAAAH ! I wish we were the same size , so I can use one of his shorts . This is so shit .
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
Every time I read a story and find the main character dealing with an outrageous amount of bullshit , I start thinking of different ways I’d kill myself if I were in their position . It makes me wonder if I’ll take that approach when I find myself in that predicament: when the going gets tough , slit your wrists and fall off a cliff . I’m pretty sure I’m not suicidal ,...
nerdnawesome: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried All. The. AWARDS !
Selena Gomez has nice boobs though . I’d be lying if I said I never imagined what they’d look like … like bare .. and stuff . … I’m a lesbian for her to be honest . Stupid Bieber .
You know what really grinds my gears ?
People who don’t realize that the phone works both ways . “How come you never call me?” HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ? I’m not fucking psychic you jackass . On another note , my older sister asked my little sister if I had a boyfriend because I barely spend any time with her . I’m kind of like … Why didn’t you just ask me...
threepac: ryanamusements: threepac: i get way too much enjoyment from sniping at the last second on ebay auctions there’s a reserved spot in the deepest depths of hell itself for people like you and that spot was purchased by me at the last second via an ebay auction
all hail pizza: So I went into McDonalds and stood... →
pizzaforpresident: So I went into McDonalds and stood at the counter, waiting for service. The woman at the till was on her cellphone talking to someone. After saying “Excuse me… Ms., hello? I’m speaking to you.” a few times, I lost my temper and shouted, “I am a customer and I’m more important than whatever crap…
Is it me or did the acting in PLL get ultra shitty ? This blows .
This ‘Kiera Allen’ character in the book I’m reading is such a selfish bitch . If she were real , I’d punch her in her face .. repeatedly . I hate indecisive assholes .
I am so fucking pissed at John Green and his frickin’ novel . It’s possibly the most depressing book I’ve ever read . Augustus Waters and his shitty ass cancer depresses me to no end .
Note to self: listening to Dido while reading will make the story 85% more dramatic than it really is .
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my entire life is just me “winging it”.