Wow , I just want to punch you . ANNOYING . YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING .
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
My brother-in-law asked if I wanted to take a shot with him for his birthday . This is death in a bottle , and I can already feel my liver failing .
I’m not suppose to be on the Internet . I’ll start tomorrow . But I just need to express how much I fucking LOVE going to the dentist .
I can fully appreciate the softness of my lips because of the numbing shot they give me .
Like damn , I would kiss the hell out of me .
May 23rd. So close you can almost taste it. Get tickets for The Hangover Part III: http://bit.ly/H3Tickets
I’m suppose to start my no Internet thing …. But I want to wait until after I finish Sherlock …